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helyon:

nerd: touch my butt and buy me pizza
me: fuck my ass and pay for all my groceries

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somethinghorrible:

tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

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androidsleigh:

I AM SO SORRY that i type like a very excited child , the truth is I’m very excited and I am a child

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lordelgay:

it’s called sexism and it’s disgusting

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louistopsfuckers:

styleashton:

The biggest plot twist in history, possibly? 

Kill me

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Real talk

kissnecks:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

every time I see this, I reblog it.
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tyleroakley:

WARM MY HEART

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dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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earlybirdlouis:

The only book about One Direction that I’m ever going to buy is the tell all that’s going to explode this bag of bullshit.

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#ot5   
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hausofsqueals:

You’re wrong Miley

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  •  A - If I'm in love.
  •   B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
  •   C - How long it's been since I've kissed.
  •   D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
  •   E - How many holes I have in my ears.
  •   F - Give me any options, like 'hot or cold?'
  •   G - The last person I said 'I love you' to.
  •   H - The last person I hugged.
  •   I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
  •   J - Are you insecure. What about?
  •   K - What my full name is.
  •   L - If I have siblings.
  •   M - If I forgive betrayal.
  •   N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
  •   O - If I like my school.
  •   P - What kind of music I like.
  •   Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
  •   R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
  •   S - 2 habits.
  •   T - 5 things I love unconditionally.
  •   U - How many texts I send daily.
  •   V - 3 big dreams.
  •   W - An idol.
  •   X - If I've done something I regret very much.
  •   Y - If I like my town and why.
  •   Z - Ask any question you want.